WASS: hobbies
- Annie: srsly, how can this be my hobby
- i feel kinda stupid
- me: my hobby is ANNIEANDME
- so WTF
- throw me a bone
WASS v. WASD
WASD: musical knowledge
Saturday night. NYC. Gallery Bar. Song comes on.
I beam, I dance, Anne’s jaw drops, followed by disgust.
Me: “What?”
Anne: “Did he just say ‘I got my drink and my pussy’?”
Me: “…”
(It was Cassidy/Swizz Beatz. ‘My Drink N My 2 Step’)
WASD: theme dinners
- Annie: japanese beer
- with ramen
- so fucking perfect
- me: theme dinner!
- hahaha
- i am having doritos and rolling rock
- white trash theme?
- Annie: HAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHA
- HAHAHAHAH
- awesome
WASS: quickfix
- Annie: so...
- dont be mad!
- me: fine
- whatever
- Annie: rachieeeeeeeeee
- me: wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
- i dont even want to cry
- i just want to break something
- Annie: u wanna have a virtual beer with me?
- me: OH
- YES
- Annie: ok im going home
- me: i have to go now
- Annie: bye! cya then
- bye!
- me: will meet you at homeeeeeee
- Annie: cya in the virtual bar!
the best fostering
- Annie: when r u going home
- i have some hefeweizens
- do i have to drink them all alone!? hahaha
- omg r we fostering each other's alcoholism
- faux-alcoholism
- me: HAHA YES
- i LOVE IT
- Annie: its dirrrrrrrrrrrty
- DIRTY DIRTY
- ok when will u go home
- projected ETA
- me: it is REFRESHING AND AWESOME
- Annie: i guess thats redundant
- projected ETA
- hahaha
- me: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
- I LOVE YOU
- I LOVE OUR ALCOHOLISM
- I LOVE US!
- Annie: hahahahahha
- me: i am loling like death
- Annie: i can be your footstool and sympathize though
- i dont mind
- <LAY FOOT HERE>
- me: its fine
- whatever
- i shouldnt have said anything
- Annie: nono, vent all you want
- i am interested in different opinions and i feel for you.
- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------3 minutes
- r we fighting? bwahaha
- dont divorce meeeeee
overshare? impossible!
- Annie: ummm... i dunno this is weird
- youve never told me anything bad about [redacted]
- i feel weird
bOObs > b..bs
- me: i like BOOOOOBS
- you like boobs
- not even
- hahaha
- i wish there was a smallfont
- b..bs
- Annie: hahahahaha
- Nice one
- you like bOObs
- Annie: b00bs
- me: no
- well yes
The Game.
- Annie: youre only hurting yourself if u dont play the game
- me: it SHOULDNT matter
- but if it does, i'm going to play the game too
- Annie: right
- me: exactly
- we are so smart, annie
- i <3 you <3 you
WASS: naked
- Annie: just be naked
- thats ok
- i like being naked
- me: i would like to lie down naked in the wet grass
- doesnt that sound refreshing?
Our opinions are good and, more importantly, right
- Annie: she doesnt discriminate
- she doesnt have various levels of priority
- me: you SHOULD discriminate, right?
- Annie: oh absolutely you should
- you should have tastes
- and opinions
- preferably good and right ones
Elitist ftw.
- me: i dont care if [redacted] has one million totes
- I WANT A BAG
- Annie: then business card holder or tote
- i think carrying around an MIT tote might be a lil elitist though
- what do u think
- me: yes it would
- that is why i FUCKING LOVE IT
Ruh oh. DTR for the new technologies.
- Annie: 3) i have a reblogger!!!
- yay!
- =)
- bwhahaah
- me: who is your reblogger?
- Annie: YOUUUUUUUUUUU
- me: oh
- what
- no
- i only reblog a couple things
- i steal chats
- that is different!!!!
- Annie: hahah but its a similar idea, let me have #3!
- me: I AM NOT YOUR REBLOGGER
- ARE WE GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE A WEB 2.0 DTR
- Annie: HAHAHAH
New measure of time: "since the Undivorce"
- Annie: frankly, i find concerts exhausting
- me: i dont go to them like you do
- i go 3x/year
- you go 3x/wk
- Annie: u go way more than 3x / year!
- you've gone to like 3 since we got undivorced
