December 2010
1 post
I'm So Funny
Anne: #SLAY!
Anne: im srsly dying
Anne: hahahahahahahhaha
Anne: omg i have to close my office door
Anne: hahahahahahahha
me: #win
September 2010
2 posts
Friendship is...
Anne: i like how u want the things i want for me
Anne: instead of saying im dumb
Anne: for wanting stupid things
Donna Summers Record
Anne: also the song i listened to is
Anne: "OUR LOVE WILL LAST FOREVER"
Anne: thats the chorus
Anne: and i thought of u
Anne: isnt that nice?
me: AWWWWWW
Anne: and then she talks about the perfect man
me: omg that is so nice
Anne: and i thought
Anne: oh wait, this is not about us
March 2010
3 posts
sweetest emote
Annie: you make me feel so much better always
you'd make the best mom
you are the eye of my storm
: )
me: omfg i am going to pass out from all the emoting
though... once i stopped lolin, i realized i think...
me: we're pretty much the exact same person
Anne: thats fascinating
i want to do expriments on her
me: like social experiments?
or CUT HER UP?
Anne: hmm like do things to her
and see how she feels
and see how you would feel
and compare
me: HAHAHAHA
that was the awesomest thing you have EVER SAID
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i am lolin
hahahahahahahahha
Anne: hahahaahah i said a funny
Emote win!
Anne: thx for your help!!!!!! :)
i am so glad to have you as a friend
February 2010
2 posts
Yes, thank you for saving me from roofies. HT HT.
Annie: that was dark humor and he would NEVER get it
!!!!!!!!
BTW I LOVE YOU TOO
me: and also
Annie: hahah
me: (it was not a test)
(but thank you)
Annie: i LOVE that
btw, isnt it great how i almost saved you from roofies!?
December 2009
2 posts
July 2009
1 post
housewife ftw
Annie: whew, i wish i had a husband
so i could think of these things all the time
and not have to work
May 2009
2 posts
Return to Funny-To-Us
me: how did i live for four years without you to explain things to me?!
i am so happy we are friends
Annie: yaaayyy
me: "me too!"
--Anne
Annie: hahahahah
did u meet up with him?!
me: no i dont know if he is back
"me too!" --Anne
!!!!
Annie: ME TOO!!!!!
me: HAHAHAHA YAYY
wtf
Annie: hahahah
me: BE MORE EMO WITH ME
Annie: OK, ME TOO!!!!
me: i hate you to death
..........................................time passes, convo continues
Annie: awesome!
lenny is sleeping next ot me
he loves me
i will check out your sf fotos
me: i like to sleep next to you
i love you
Annie: I LIKE TO SLEEP NEXT TO YOU TOO
I LOVE YOU TOO
me: hahahahaHAHAHAHAHA
Annie: I KNOW THIS IS A TEST
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Annie: hahahah
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh tumblr
PW
Hiatus because we arent funny
I stopped posting because it was brought to my attention that this wasn’t as awesome as I thought it was. It’s like SITTING IN A ROOM. Such high praise. @@ [@@ is the new eyeroll meme. love it.]
Q: Do you like our tumblr?
A: haha its like sitting in a room with you guys. so yeah i like that.
Q: That is an interesting way of looking at it… but does that mean it is not...
April 2009
28 posts
8ball, take two
Annie: OH
when u were not avail saturday
i had a mini crisis abt what to do
and [redacted] was like
ask rachana
hahah [redacted] thinks u are magic 8 too
it's all relative
me: last night was fun
and music was great
[redacted_girl] makes me look like i dance like a white boy
Annie: um, then i must dance like an albino
WASS: smart boy(friend) fail
me: i feel like [redacted_1] is just boring sometimes
why would you contact me if you have nothing to say?
i dont want to have to carry all conversation
and he's So smart but to the point that he has no social niceties
Annie: that is SO like me and [redacted_2]
WASS [redacted_1]/[redacted_2]!
personal growth
Annie: LISTENING
im so much better at it now
im proud of myself
I know all the answers.
Angela (CPed from Annie): ok
well...
i dont know
ask rachana
shes like a magic 8 ball
But even better than U2
Annie: OMG
YOU ARE SO BRILL
BRILLLLLLLLLLLLL
"NOT TONIGHT."
omg the brilliance
me: HAHAHAHA
Annie: its like staring at the sun
separation anxiety
[I was offline for 6 hours.]
Noon email:
From: Annie
To: Rachie
Subject: where are youuuuuu?
working?
2pm chat:
Annie: HELLO
I WAS ABT TO TXT U
why r u at home?
me: I WAS NOT DEAD
Annie: r u sick?
txt counseling
Annie: is that txt okay?
me: delete 'if youre free'
Annie: oh ok
me: just 'come grab a drink!'
Annie: YOURE SO RIGHT
YES
WTF
BRILL
SO SIMPLE
Annie: YET SO RIGHT
me: HAHAHAHAHHAA
Annie: why is it better w/o it?
can u tell me?
im not sure
but it IS
is it whiny?
me: no, its too accommodating
but we dont give a fuck
Annie: RIGHT
isnt that a rap song
me: YES
fa bo lo us
'dont give a fuck'
Annie: hahahha
me: did i articulate for you?
why we leave it off
its not whiny
it is a little simpering
Annie: its accomodating
YES
SIMPER
me: YOU LOVE MY WORDS
Annie: heh yes
thx for the adivce
i am SO glad i asked u
and passed it by you
bc it i like 500% better w/o the "if youre free"
me: hahaha
YES
SO MUCH BETTER
it is sooooooo obvious to me
Annie: it is
it is SO obvious
but it wsnt to me before
but now it is
: )
me: yes!
okay go go have fun!
Annie: wait wait
one more question
WASS/WASD: SAT scores
me: you got straight up 1600, yeah?
Annie: i didnt get 1600
i got a 1590
me: like meeeeeeeeeee!
WASS!
Annie: :)
me - english 800, math 790
you - english 790, math 800
WASD!
HAHA
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I DIE I DIE
Annie: so funny right?!
me: SO PW
Annie: yay!
its like perfect balance of WASS WASD
Unfounded fear
me: also, i am pretty sure [redacted] and i just had a fight and he's done with me
bwahahahhaa
Annie: right now?
me: yes
Annie: ok, im scared.. u are in a bad mood and u might fight with me...
WASS: hobbies
Annie: srsly, how can this be my hobby
i feel kinda stupid
me: my hobby is ANNIEANDME
so WTF
throw me a bone
WASD: musical knowledge
Saturday night. NYC. Gallery Bar. Song comes on.
I beam, I dance, Anne’s jaw drops, followed by disgust.
Me: “What?”
Anne: “Did he just say ‘I got my drink and my pussy’?”
Me: “…”
(It was Cassidy/Swizz Beatz. ‘My Drink N My 2 Step’)
WASD: theme dinners
Annie: japanese beer
with ramen
so fucking perfect
me: theme dinner!
hahaha
i am having doritos and rolling rock
white trash theme?
Annie: HAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHA
HAHAHAHAH
awesome
WASS: quickfix
Annie: so...
dont be mad!
me: fine
whatever
Annie: rachieeeeeeeeee
me: wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i dont even want to cry
i just want to break something
Annie: u wanna have a virtual beer with me?
me: OH
YES
Annie: ok im going home
me: i have to go now
Annie: bye! cya then
bye!
me: will meet you at homeeeeeee
Annie: cya in the virtual bar!
the best fostering
Annie: when r u going home
i have some hefeweizens
do i have to drink them all alone!? hahaha
omg r we fostering each other's alcoholism
faux-alcoholism
me: HAHA YES
i LOVE IT
Annie: its dirrrrrrrrrrrty
DIRTY DIRTY
ok when will u go home
projected ETA
me: it is REFRESHING AND AWESOME
Annie: i guess thats redundant
projected ETA
hahaha
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE OUR ALCOHOLISM
I LOVE US!
Annie: hahahahahha
me: i am loling like death
Annie: i can be your footstool and sympathize though
i dont mind
me: its fine
whatever
i shouldnt have said anything
Annie: nono, vent all you want
i am interested in different opinions and i feel for you.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------3 minutes
r we fighting? bwahaha
dont divorce meeeeee
whew.
Annie: =)
yay i got my period!
i was a teeny bit worried bwahahaha
overshare? impossible!
Annie: ummm... i dunno this is weird
youve never told me anything bad about [redacted]
i feel weird
bOObs > b..bs
me: i like BOOOOOBS
you like boobs
not even
hahaha
i wish there was a smallfont
b..bs
Annie: hahahahaha
Nice one
you like bOObs
Annie: b00bs
me: no
well yes
The Game.
Annie: youre only hurting yourself if u dont play the game
me: it SHOULDNT matter
but if it does, i'm going to play the game too
Annie: right
me: exactly
we are so smart, annie
i
WASS: naked
Annie: just be naked
thats ok
i like being naked
me: i would like to lie down naked in the wet grass
doesnt that sound refreshing?
Our opinions are good and, more importantly, right
Annie: she doesnt discriminate
she doesnt have various levels of priority
me: you SHOULD discriminate, right?
Annie: oh absolutely you should
you should have tastes
and opinions
preferably good and right ones
Elitist ftw.
me: i dont care if [redacted] has one million totes
I WANT A BAG
Annie: then business card holder or tote
i think carrying around an MIT tote might be a lil elitist though
what do u think
me: yes it would
that is why i FUCKING LOVE IT
Ruh oh. DTR for the new technologies.
Annie: 3) i have a reblogger!!!
yay!
=)
bwhahaah
me: who is your reblogger?
Annie: YOUUUUUUUUUUU
me: oh
what
no
i only reblog a couple things
i steal chats
that is different!!!!
Annie: hahah but its a similar idea, let me have #3!
me: I AM NOT YOUR REBLOGGER
ARE WE GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE A WEB 2.0 DTR
Annie: HAHAHAH
New measure of time: "since the Undivorce"
Annie: frankly, i find concerts exhausting
me: i dont go to them like you do
i go 3x/year
you go 3x/wk
Annie: u go way more than 3x / year!
you've gone to like 3 since we got undivorced
Slurs ftw.
Annie: isnt it wrong that [redacted_1] and me call our "friend" [redacted_2] "gaysian"
when in fact he says he is not gay
me: i dont think its a big deal
its like calling you 'yellow annie'
Annie: well, i dont think its nice to call someone whos not gay...
gay
esp if they are male
so its more like calling me lezzie annie
me: why are you so concerned and still call him that
i am zero concerned
i will call you gaysian anne if it makes you feel better
Annie: i am zero concerned
i was just surprised that you didnt think it was even slightly wrong
does that explain the harping on it?
me: hahaha
yes
you wanted me to think it was a little wrong
you forget how i revel in BigDumbPete
Annie: not wanted.. expected
but yes
compared to BDP
gaysian [redacted_2] is nothing
What study?
me: i can get away with not being meek
i am supposed to be meek
Annie: the meek shall inherit the earth.
something stuck from bible study
Web 2.0?
Annie: bwahahaha i popped your vchat cherry
Something's different.../Third degree
[redacted]: are you and anne video conferencing?? hahahah
me: hahahahahaha
we call it video CHATTING
because we are not at work
and no, we are not
[redacted]: who are you vchatting w/?
me: no one!
[redacted]: why is there a camera icon?
me: well, we might
she has been asking for a long time
and i succumbed and installed it
I'm a sucker for the sadface
me: i think this will be more efficient on the phone
Annie: or VIDEOCHAT bwahahah
me: i have to restart to install video
i cant believe i am doing this for you
and you didnt even have to sadface at me
Annie: THANKS
Hahhahah
=( =( =(
vchat FTW
me: okay brb!!
restarttttttt
Annie: k!
---------------------------------------------------------4 minutes
Annie: NICE VIDEO NEXT TO YOUR NAME
bwahha
shall we try out the vchat
Two-way counseling/Validation
me: please advise
[redacted situation and solution]
me: oh yes
you are good
Annie: but the reality is... you cant predict 100% how [redacted_1] will react
so the best way is the honest way
me: yeah okay
i wonder if i am allowed to tell [redacted_2] i consulted you on this
i can pretend to have had your smart thoughts on my own
Annie: hahahaha nice
me: I AM SO HAPPY WE ARE FRIENDS
=)
Annie: yays!!!!!!!!
me2 =)
March 2009
38 posts
@@. The New Emoticon Hotness.
Annie: i looked at the weather
still lookin good for the wkend
hehe
still 80%?
me: 93%
wait, should i bring someone funner along with me, so you can benefit maximally from my visit???
Annie: @@@@@@@@@@@@@
a million eyeballs
rolling around
I just don't want another vehicle to take care of
me: he thinks he's the shit because he flies 1st class
Annie: dude, ppl fly on netjets...
and you know what, snobby netjets ppl?
some ppl own their own planes...
me: i do not want my own plane
Annie: i dont either!
bad for the environment
me: [redacted] cares about the environment
(Possessive.)
me: so [redacted] emailed me last week
Annie: wow!
me: and wanted to have dinner on wed
Annie: all these ppl from the past!
me: i havent seen her in years
Annie: maybe u will have a REUNION
and undivorce
and make a blog about her
me: hahahaha
Annie: NOooooo u cant meet her!
BWHAHAHA
me: we are not divorced!
cant meet her? wtf!
oh… are you being me?
Annie: no
i am being cute! bwahah
WASS: Depeche Mode [oh, before THEY die. missed...
me: depeche mode is coming
i should go, right
ITS NO GOOOOD
Annie: hahah yea i had this discussion with [redacted]
that you might regret not seeing them before they die
me: i saw them 10 years ago
Annie: oh ok
so u dont have to worry about that
WASD: "You are pickier about your friends than I...
Annie: awwww
[redacted] is sweet to u
cut him some slack
Reality. Not necessarily mine. But other...
me: maybe one day
maybe
maybe i will be interesting enough to have my OWN blog
instead of riding your coattails
heehee
Annie: hahaha everyone is interesting enough
me: i think we both know that is very false