housewife ftw
- Annie: whew, i wish i had a husband
- so i could think of these things all the time
- and not have to work
WASS v. WASD
Return to Funny-To-Us
- me: how did i live for four years without you to explain things to me?!
- i am so happy we are friends
- Annie: yaaayyy
- me: "me too!"
- --Anne
- Annie: hahahahah
- did u meet up with him?!
- me: no i dont know if he is back
- "me too!" --Anne
- !!!!
- Annie: ME TOO!!!!!
- me: HAHAHAHA YAYY
- wtf
- Annie: hahahah
- me: BE MORE EMO WITH ME
- Annie: OK, ME TOO!!!!
- me: i hate you to death
- ..........................................time passes, convo continues
- Annie: awesome!
- lenny is sleeping next ot me
- he loves me
- i will check out your sf fotos
- me: i like to sleep next to you
- i love you
- Annie: I LIKE TO SLEEP NEXT TO YOU TOO
- I LOVE YOU TOO
- me: hahahahaHAHAHAHAHA
- Annie: I KNOW THIS IS A TEST
- me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- Annie: hahahah
- me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- oh tumblr
- PW
Hiatus because we arent funny
I stopped posting because it was brought to my attention that this wasn’t as awesome as I thought it was. It’s like SITTING IN A ROOM. Such high praise. @@ [@@ is the new eyeroll meme. love it.]
Q: Do you like our tumblr?
A: haha its like sitting in a room with you guys. so yeah i like that.
Q: That is an interesting way of looking at it… but does that mean it is not interesting?
A: to others it may not be.
8ball, take two
- Annie: OH
- when u were not avail saturday
- i had a mini crisis abt what to do
- and [redacted] was like
- ask rachana
- hahah [redacted] thinks u are magic 8 too
it's all relative
- me: last night was fun
- and music was great
- [redacted_girl] makes me look like i dance like a white boy
- Annie: um, then i must dance like an albino
WASS: smart boy(friend) fail
- me: i feel like [redacted_1] is just boring sometimes
- why would you contact me if you have nothing to say?
- i dont want to have to carry all conversation
- and he's So smart but to the point that he has no social niceties
- Annie: that is SO like me and [redacted_2]
- WASS [redacted_1]/[redacted_2]!
I know all the answers.
- Angela (CPed from Annie): ok
- well...
- i dont know
- ask rachana
- shes like a magic 8 ball
But even better than U2
- Annie: OMG
- YOU ARE SO BRILL
- BRILLLLLLLLLLLLL
- "NOT TONIGHT."
- omg the brilliance
- me: HAHAHAHA
- Annie: its like staring at the sun
separation anxiety
[I was offline for 6 hours.]
Noon email:
From: Annie
To: Rachie
Subject: where are youuuuuu?
working?
2pm chat:
Annie: HELLO
I WAS ABT TO TXT U
why r u at home?
me: I WAS NOT DEAD
Annie: r u sick?
txt counseling
- Annie: is that txt okay?
- me: delete 'if youre free'
- Annie: oh ok
- me: just 'come grab a drink!'
- Annie: YOURE SO RIGHT
- YES
- WTF
- BRILL
- SO SIMPLE
- Annie: YET SO RIGHT
- me: HAHAHAHAHHAA
- Annie: why is it better w/o it?
- can u tell me?
- im not sure
- but it IS
- is it whiny?
- me: no, its too accommodating
- but we dont give a fuck
- Annie: RIGHT
- isnt that a rap song
- me: YES
- fa bo lo us
- 'dont give a fuck'
- Annie: hahahha
- me: did i articulate for you?
- why we leave it off
- its not whiny
- it is a little simpering
- Annie: its accomodating
- YES
- SIMPER
- me: YOU LOVE MY WORDS
- Annie: heh yes
- thx for the adivce
- i am SO glad i asked u
- and passed it by you
- bc it i like 500% better w/o the "if youre free"
- me: hahaha
- YES
- SO MUCH BETTER
- it is sooooooo obvious to me
- Annie: it is
- it is SO obvious
- but it wsnt to me before
- but now it is
- : )
- me: yes!
- okay go go have fun!
- Annie: wait wait
- one more question
WASS/WASD: SAT scores
- me: you got straight up 1600, yeah?
- Annie: i didnt get 1600
- i got a 1590
- me: like meeeeeeeeeee!
- WASS!
- Annie: :)
- me - english 800, math 790
- you - english 790, math 800
- WASD!
- HAHA
- me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- I DIE I DIE
- Annie: so funny right?!
- me: SO PW
- Annie: yay!
- its like perfect balance of WASS WASD
Unfounded fear
- me: also, i am pretty sure [redacted] and i just had a fight and he's done with me
- bwahahahhaa
- Annie: right now?
- me: yes
- Annie: ok, im scared.. u are in a bad mood and u might fight with me...
WASS: hobbies
- Annie: srsly, how can this be my hobby
- i feel kinda stupid
- me: my hobby is ANNIEANDME
- so WTF
- throw me a bone
WASD: musical knowledge
Saturday night. NYC. Gallery Bar. Song comes on.
I beam, I dance, Anne’s jaw drops, followed by disgust.
Me: “What?”
Anne: “Did he just say ‘I got my drink and my pussy’?”
Me: “…”
(It was Cassidy/Swizz Beatz. ‘My Drink N My 2 Step’)
